I am sure that when our alien or robot overlords finally come to relieve us of the mess we have made of this third rock from the sun on which we reside, they will spend the rest of eternity trying to make sense of the thing we call love.

The only roommates I ever had were in college, both in my freshman year. After that year, I did everything in my power to ensure that I would never have another roommate again as long as I lived.