Like most good real estate agents, I send Christmas cards out to past clients. Sometimes those cards get returned for various reasons, but the most common reason is that my former client went and sold their house without me.

I have heard it said that life is just junior high school with money. I wish.

I am not a fan of the word “adulting” for several reasons. First, “adult” is a noun and to add -ing to it to make a present participle is annoying. Second, it is a whiny present participle.